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BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864	Shindo's Exploits Around the World
2007-08-23 10:50:31
I will make this thread to keep all you wonderful awesome metal brothers and sisters up to date with my deployment. I am currently in Cartagena, Columbia. We're waiting for the barges to come--we actually cant get into a port around here, we're so damn big. Man, I was reading up on this place--hookers are like candy here, and with that, just as cheap. strokes chin And beer here is dirt cheap. runs hand through hair The beaches are beautiful, and hopefully I get to go rape a shark. sly grin I will keep you all updated. This could get quite funny! ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

AxeAngel Knight Posts: 103
2007-08-23 11:01:00
Aww, I miss you already! Have fun with that shark hahaha ______________________ "And the Angel of Punishment drove her blades into the heart of the Devil himself."

Metalwarrior Dragon Master Posts: 1185
2007-08-23 11:15:12
Fuck you I want to go to Colombia so bad. Many beautiful women down there. I hate you dude. R.F.a.R Hail Rayman ______________________ The Warrior was born to kick ass, Never to kiss ass. Always Believe! KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE

Ali Knight Posts: 154
2007-08-23 02:26:25
haha! awesome! So erm... U gna b updating us from internet cafes and that i guess. Lol why bother with a shark when you have all these hookers all over the place man? But if thats the way you like to roll... lol \m/, ______________________

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-08-24 03:04:59
Haha...well funny you all should mention the hookers.... We got pretty swamped with em once we hit Club Miami. There was this whole back section and w-o-w.......................... Holy shit on me. ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

AxeAngel Knight Posts: 103
2007-08-24 07:34:28
LMAO watch out.... From what I read... "One lick from a colombian hooker could get you 14 std's all at once." Is that a fair trade? ______________________ "And the Angel of Punishment drove her blades into the heart of the Devil himself."

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-08-27 04:23:14
Ahhh...well it wasnt a bad experience. -Encountered several women. ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

Metalwarrior Dragon Master Posts: 1185
2007-08-28 05:31:10
I dont know much about hookers but I know I would never lick one omg no way. Plus I have what I call the 72 hour rule. Never Lick a chick if she has had a dick in the past 3 days. There could still be some residue left up in there. R.F.a.R Hail Rayman ______________________ The Warrior was born to kick ass, Never to kiss ass. Always Believe! KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE

SpecialKay
Squire

Posts: 96

2007-08-28 07:16:01

Metalwarrior wrote:

I dont know much about hookers but I know I would never lick one omg no way.

Plus
I have what I call the 72 hour rule. Never Lick a chick if she has had a dick in the past 3 days. There could still be some residue left up in there.

R.F.a.R
Hail
Rayman

yeah... for me that's the 168 hour rule...

______________________
They say the pen is mightier than the sword... but I say fuck the pen, cause you can die by the sword! - Tom Araya of Slayer

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-08-28 09:51:32
lmao--well I ended up playing it safe, but let me tell you, the demon of Temptation was strong about the area, holy shit there were alot of beauties there. Now we're in Panama...and we cant really go far. We cant even leave the freakin piers They say it's because of the high crime rate here. ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-08-28 09:55:25
But in all the prostitution confusion... I managed to acquire a B.C. Rich Warbeast, in Excellent condition for 225 U.S. dollars. I mean, everything's in place...the guy let me play it before I bought it. It's soo sexy. I will have pictures soon. Oh, and I got some pictures of me with a three-toed sloth. Fucking sword! ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

Metalwarrior Dragon Master Posts: 1185
2007-08-28 10:05:04
Fuck you dude I want a Warbeast pretty bad R.F.a.R Hail Rayman ______________________ The Warrior was born to kick ass, Never to kiss ass. Always Believe! KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE

SpaniardMask Squire Posts: 64
2007-08-29 01:24:10
Wow. Colombian prostitutes, three toed sloths, and a Warbeast. Could be a cool metal song. ______________________ "My nails sliced through the bullshit you fed me, now your throat is NEXT!"

Wizard Knight Posts: 234
2007-08-30 10:19:54
STDs from Columbia hookers should be wore proudly like badges of honor.

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-08-31 10:05:19
Hmmm....... So, it appears that we may actually be coming back early... Sometime in September--it's not for certain, but we are leaning htat way. Our next stop is Mayport, Flordia....finally I can get a DS... ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-09-07 05:39:22
Now, haha we're on fucking CNN and shit. We're over in Nicaragua... sigh I wanna go to FLORIDA sons of bitches! I have no money, and no ship atm account sniffle I want another ds because the new Ace Pheonix game is coming out soon... ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-09-14 07:23:59
Florida....ahh, well its not too bad. And we still dont know where the fuck we're going... ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

XrogueXemporerX Champion Posts: 630
2007-09-14 10:23:48
idk what youre talkin bout man, this state is fuckin lame!!! what part of florida are ya at?im in south florida ______________________ charge your horse across the field together we ride,into destiny

BattleKarma Heavy Metal Samurai Posts: 864
2007-09-16 12:24:15
Yeah we were in Mayport, but we took off today. Seems we ARE actually going overseas.... Haha that means alot more pay...that'll be sweet when I get back. An apartment will be very easy to come by. But we dont know when we'll get to another port, or where it will be... sigh This will be the test, right here. They say it could be a month or so... But me and the other two guys that are in this side project with me are hard at woek. I'll put more on that on my other thread. ______________________ "A samurai should always be prepared for death - whether his own or someone else's."

Akeron Knight Posts: 116
2007-09-16 04:29:57
huwhat? oh yeah...you're in the navy (where you can sail the seven seas/put your mind at ease/make a stand/give a brother a helping hand/ take another land/ join your fellow man).

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